Me and my Boss

When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough




When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,



When I do something without being told,
I am trying to
be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,



When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,



When I make a mistake,
you're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.



When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he's on business.



When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.



When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an
interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's
overworked



When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets

Project Manager kidnapped

Gud One….
 
Employees of a Software Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in Loud discussions during office time.....


Some Trainees, who had just joined,notice this and enquire about what happened to a senior employee.

They ask, "What's going on?"


"Terrorists have kidnapped our Project Managers.


They're asking for a Rs.500 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.


We're going from desk to desk, taking up a collection."


One Trainee asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?
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"About a litre." 

Joke

Herolal breakes off his engagement on knowing that the girl is 25 years old & virgin.
Herolal explaining 'jo ladki 25 saal kisi ke kam nahi aahi , wo mere kya kam ayegi.