Hasna Mana Hai

1.
Sonu:mere papa  jisko chahe maar sakte hai jisko chahe
chor sakte hai
billu:kyun tere paapa bahut takatwar hai kya?
Sonu:nahi woh blue line bus mei driver hai

2.
Sunny(waiter se):aray ismei murge ki taang toh hai hi nahi
waiter:murga langa tha sir
Sunny:Lekin iska toh dimag bhi nahi aaya
waiter:uska dimag nahi tha sir
Sunny:lekin iska Dil kahan gaya
Waiter:Sorry sir woh toh murgi le gayi
3.
Husband or wife mei ladai ho gayi
raat ko 12 baze pati ne patni ko phone kiya or poocha
aaj khane mei kya banaya hai?
Patni boli zehar banaya hai
Pati bola mei aaj aane mei late ho jaaonga tum kha kar so jao