Baniya Jokes not Little Johnny jokes this time

Sardaron par bahut jokes suney honge, here are some Baniya Jokes…. 
 
 
 Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya? 
 Shopkeeper: 1Rs. 
 Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? 
 S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. 
 Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de 
 
 Baniya on his death time. 
 My wife, where r u ? 
 Wife:Yes, I'm here 
 My sons daughters ru all here? 
 Yes, Papa 
 Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre 
 ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D 
 
 
 Baniya 14th floor se neche gira 
 Girte waqt usne 
 apni ghar ki khirki me 
 apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha 
 to chilla k bola 
 MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA! 
 
 
 Baniya ne jat ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. 
 jat ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi. 
 jat ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, 
 Baniya ne phir khoon dia. 
 Ab k bar jat ne till waly laddu gift kiye, 
 Baniya:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di? 
 jat:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay:) 
 
 
 Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, 
 kya charges hongay? 
 NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word. 
 Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye". 
 Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words! 
 Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho................ . 
 Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale . 
 
 
 Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya? 
 Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. 
 Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha: 
 Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana. 
 
 
 Baniya ko bhoot charh gaya , 
 3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola, 
 Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar 
 jaon ga 
 
 
 Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha 
 Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha 
 Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? 
 Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda