Some more Sardars...

Interviewer: 

what is your birth date? 

Sardar: 13th October 

Which year? 

Sardar: Oye bewakoof _ _ _ EVERY YEAR 

Manager asked sardar at an interview. 

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? 

Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. 

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, 

Do I look like a foreigner? 

Wife: No! Why? 

Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? 

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar: 

Any great man born in this village??? 

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! 

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi 

So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi. 

When sardar was traveling 

with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, 

"You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive. 

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? 

Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! 

Sardar: My mobile bill how much? 

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status 

Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. 

  

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.. 

Friend: How do u know? 

Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new 

  

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! 

Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! 

  

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? 

Sardar: ZEBRA 

Teacher: How? 

Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White 

  

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. 

Manager: Do U know MS Office? 

Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir. 

  

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay ... While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay " 

Air hostess said: "B silent." 

Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay" 

  

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?" 

Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!! 

  

Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my 

mobile? 

Teacher: Me? No, why? 

Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call". (Had never thought of it) 

  

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? 

Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE