CHEMISTRY OF GIRLS

SYMBOL MISS
ATOMIC WEIGHT HIGHLY VARIABLE
ATOMIC NUMBER 420

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1 BOILS VERY RAPIDLY
2 FREEZE VERY QUICKLY
3 MELTS QUICKLY ON RECEIVING GIFTS


CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1 VERY ACTIVE AND HIGHLY REACTIVE
2 POSSES GREAT AFFINITY FOR GOLD, SILVER & OTHER COSTLY ITEMS
3 VIOLENT REACTIONS IF MADE TO WAIT & LEFT ALONE
4 TURNS RED WHEN PLACED BESIDES BETTER LOOKING SPECIMEN OF
SAME SPECIES

OTHER PROPERTIES

1 STAINED OR OVER-STAINED WITH POWDER, LIPSTICK & ALL OTHER
COSMETICS
2 NEVER AGES BEYOND SWEET 16
3 CRIES INSTANTANEOUSLY

USES

1 A FAST MEDIUM OF SPREADING TOP SECRETS
2 BEST INCOME OR POCKET MONEY REDUCING AGENT

CAUTION

1 HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE
2 HANDLE WITH CARE & AT UR OWN RISK