This is what life is

This is what life is everybody are experiancing please be careful when you select a person for your life.

 

 

 

 

 

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
 - David Bassinette

 

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
 - Sacha Guitry

 

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
 - Hemant Joshi??

 

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
 - Socrates

 

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
 - Dumas

 

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
 - Sigmund Freud

 

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
 - Anonymous

 

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
 - Henny Youngman

 

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
 - Sam Kinison

 

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
 - James Holt McGavran

 

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
 - Patrick Murray

 

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
 - Nash

 

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
 - Anonymous

 

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
 - Henny Youngman

 

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
 - Rodney Dangerfield

 

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
 - Milton Berle

 

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.    
 - Anonymous