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See, how people write leave Applications.    

It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.  

Just Read It.

The Leave Applications;)

·  Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

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·   This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

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·  Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:  
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

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·  From H.A.L. Administration Dept:  
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

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·  Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:  
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

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·  An incident of a leave letter:  
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

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·  A leave letter to the headmaster:  
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

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·  Another leave letter written to the headmaster:  
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

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·  Covering note:  
"I am enclosed herewith..."

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·  Another one:  
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

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·  Actual letter written for application of leave:  
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

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·  Letter writing:-  
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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·  A candidate's job application:  
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.