A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and
asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Lalu ji, Advani ji, Sonia ji, Rabri ji, Mayavati devi, Narendra Modi, etc. They're asking for a Rs.500000 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a litre."
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and
asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Lalu ji, Advani ji, Sonia ji, Rabri ji, Mayavati devi, Narendra Modi, etc. They're asking for a Rs.500000 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a litre."
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