Wonderful Definitions

Wonderful Definitions School A place where Parents pay and children play       Life Insurance A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.. Divorce Future tense of Marriage. Tears The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. Lecture An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of  the students without passing through "the minds of either" Conference The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece Dictionary A place where success comes before work Conference Room A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on Father A banker provided by nature Criminal A person no different from the rest ...except that he/she got caught Boss Someone who is early when you are late and  late when you are early Politician One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after DOCTOR A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. Classic Books, which people praise, but do not read. Smile A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Office A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Yawn The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Etc. A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Committee Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Experience The name men give to their mistakes. Atom Bomb An invention to end all inventions. Philosopher A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise