Differences between Real and Fake Friends!

Differences between Real and Fake Friends!

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was
wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ...
but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is
doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say
"Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all there real friends even the one who
sent it to them.

Essence'06

   

 

Friends...........take sm time 2 recollect the memories n happenings of the yr gone by.

 

 

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Here is the essence of the mails we've gone through in the Year 2006.

 

    Why "MEN DIE FOR WOMAN" ?.... This is the best among the other pics

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  The Best Lovers among the top 12 lovers

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  Born Mathematic Genius Answer Papers..

 

 

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  Funny PICS

 

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    Out of very good pics [12] in "MOTHER THE MOST CARING PERSON"

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  The very good office Humor

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  The Cool Signs

 

 

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    The Unconvensional Way of Repairing : Best One

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  If you have a trouble in waking up ..Here is one of the very good way out of ten ways

                    Find The Pin - You need find the right pin to stop it's ringing.
Not going to stay sleepy after this mission. 

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   The Best Award Winning ADD

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   Worlds SADDEST PIC

 

 

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  Worlds SADDEST PIC [ Funny]

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  The RIGHT ANGLE

 

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    SONY CHOCOLATE MOBILE ......Front view

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  The Best Wall Paper

 

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The BEST Funny Wall Paper

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  "SIX CREATIVE WAYS TO KILL HUSBAND" --- Here is the best way

 

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    Jokes (in Eng)..,Couldn't quote a single as so many were good..

Customer            : Waiter, do you serve pigs?
Waiter                 : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

Lady                   : Is this my train?
Station Master    : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady                   : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master    : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

Customer            :  How much is the rate of banana ?
Salesman            :  1 rupee.
Cus                     :  60 paisekku varadha??
Sal                      :  60 paisekku thol than varum.
Cus                     :  Intha 40 paisea. thola vachukittu palatha kudu

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        Best  joke ( Chinese ) from the four.....

 

 

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  Among the thirteen "Words From GOD" ..Here is one

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     Best Informative Animation

 

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This is the Best Animation

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  Best informative mail : Artifical BEACH IN JAPAN ...

This is an artificial beach constructed in Japan........
Fully indoor (top opens) climate controlled summer throughout the year.
Water is temp controlled, the sand granules are specially made so that it
gives u the feeling of playing in the sand, but it doesn't stick 2 ur body!
In summer, the top dome can be opened 2 let in natural light!!

 

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      The Unbelievable Stupid Technology... Best One

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      The Best PIC that Describes the Friendship

 

 

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    Painted Hands..Best One..

 

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      When Cloning gone wrong.... Picked the best from the Excellent collections

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    Cute

 

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    When computer geeks get bored

 

 

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    In the mail quoated "THIS IS MY DREAM"...This is one of the dream

An "excentric",- SOLID GOLD - LAPTOP P IX. 20. 2G. RAM 5G.20'' LCD.
Mousepad and Keyboard made of authentic ELEPHANT IVORY.
Diamonds all around the laptop.

 

 

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  Due to size constraints I had to quit this mail half way through, though some essence were left uncomposed...




Remaining in next year...

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Do we decide to live in this Universe between our birth and death ?
No...                                
When somebody else decides for us to live in this world..
He knows what to give to us in this world..
Keep Enjoying ..
Remaining He will take care..