Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Little Johnny in Class

A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly said. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Statue of Liberty and I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word 'fascinate.'"

Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are so big, she can only fasten eight."

The teacher fainted..........!!!

Little Johnny guessing objects

The teacher told the class that today they'd be guessing objects from physical description. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally?" "It's a banana", replied Sally. "No, it's a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think." Next the teacher said, "I'm holding something round and red, what is it?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy?" "It's a tomato" says Billy. "No, it's an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny." "Well Ms. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny. "Okay says the teacher." "What's round, hard, and has a head?" replied Little Johnny. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all." says the teacher. "It's a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think."

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Little Johnny Jokes: What are the ribs for?

Johnny went to the drugstore for some condoms. He walked up to the druggist and asked, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?" The druggist asked, "Son, do you know what condoms are used for?" "Sure do," replied Johnny, "they keep you from getting veneral diseases." "O.K." said the druggist, "do you know what the ribs are for??" Lil’ Johnny thought for a minute, then looked up at the druggist and replied, "Well, not exactly, but they sure do make the hair on my goat’s back stand up."

Little Johnny & Little Mary Jokes -1

"Little Johnny's father said, 'let me see your report card.'
Johnny replied, 'I don't have it.'
'Why not?' His father asked.
'My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.'"

Little Johnny & Little Mary Jokes

"Teachers never give up, and neither does Little Johnny. She asks him, 'Can you name the Great Lakes?'
You know Johnny, he is always fast with an answer, and he pipes up with, 'I don't need to. They've already been named.'"

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Hindi Jokes

लडकी: तुम ऐसी-वैसी हरकत तो नही करोगे?
लड़का: बिल्कुल नही!
लडकी: तो फिर रहने दो...

रावण को अदालत में गीता पर हाथ रखना को कहा गया. उसने मना कर दिया
बोला: सीता पर हाथ रख कर इतनी मुसीबत आयी! अब गीता... नहीं...

अगर आप बस पे चढे...
या फिर बस आप पे चढे...
दोनो मर्तबा टिकिट आपका ही काटता ही

औरत दुसरी से: जब तेरा तलाक हुवा था तब तो एक ही बच्चा था
और अब ३ कैसे?
दुसरी बोली: वो कभी कभी माफ़ी मँगाने आ जाते थे...

तुम्हारी गर्ल फ्रेंड का एसएमएस मिला है,
कहती है कोई पत्थर से ना मारे मेरे दीवाना को,
इक्कीसवी सदी है बम से उड़ा दो साले को.

एक महल बनाने के लिए हज़ारो मजदूर लगते है...
लाखो सैनिक देश की रक्षा के लिए,
पर सिर्फ एक औरत घर को खुशहाल बनाने के लिए!
आईये धन्यवाद दे... कामवाली को

लड़का: तुम गाना बहुत अच्छा गाती हो.
लडकी: नहीं, में तो सिर्फ बाथरूम सिंगर हूँ.
लड़का: तो बुलाओ ना कभी, महफिल जमाते हैं.
लड़का: चलो किसी वीरान जगह चलते हैं!



Monday, August 11, 2008

Teenager Horoscope...pretty true


            Aries Girl
            The  Aries  girl  is  a live wire, full of verve. She has loads of
            energy to burn, and attracts a lot of admirers. She has a fiercely
            independent  streak  and  likes to chart her own course. It is not
            unusual to find her taking on leadership roles at school. As Aries
            rules  the  head and the face, she will always be particular about
            her makeup. She can be a bit selfish at times; she sure won't like
            to  exchange  clothes  with  a younger sister. There could be some
            major  feuds  with  siblings,  and  parents  may have to intervene
            occasionally.  She  is  a  hyperactive,  forever  rushing from one
            activity to the next. Being the energetic type, she is very likely
            to   be  actively  involved  in  sports,  usually  the  physically
            demanding  ones.  She  is self-sufficient, and goes after what she
            wants  with  will  power  and determination. She thinks big and is
            likely to go to the right academic institutions. She is definitely
            an achiever who is going places.
            Aries Boy
            A  parent  will find it hard to keep up with the Aries boy; he has
            tremendous  reserves  of energy. He usually has a fiery temper and
            can  be  dangerous  when  aroused.  He  is one of the most dynamic
            people  around.  Occasionally his haste will get him into trouble,
            or  even  accidents.  The  Aries  teen  views  life  as  one  long
            competition,  and  always  struggles  to  come  out  on top. This,
            combined with his impulsiveness, often leads to frustration. He is
            a born leader and always rushes to take charge. Be it the football
            team or the local cricket club, you will find him in a position of
            authority. The Aries lad can be a bit self-centred at times due to
            his  need  to  have  things  his way. He is a bit of a pioneer and
            wants to chart his own career. When presented with a challenge, he
            will   be   the   first  to  jump  up  and  accept  it.  Strength,
            determination,  initiative,  energy  and  courage are his greatest
            strengths. This boy is certainly going places.






            Taurus Girl
            This  girl  is  extremely fashion conscious and loves to dress up.
            She  is  ruled  by Venus, the planet of Love and Beauty. She has a
            penchant  for  necklaces,  as Taurus, her sign, rules the neck and
            throat.  She  can  often  be  seen at shops, spending her stash of
            cash.  She  can be a bit self-indulgent at times, so gently remind
            her  that she may not need all the things she spends her money on.
            She  has  a  weakness  for  all  things  sweet, which often causes
            digestive problems. She is extremely patient and determined as she
            systematically  goes  about  realising  her  goals.  Her  ambition
            ensures  that  she is both hardworking and helpful towards others.
            She  is  not  likely to be actively involved in sports, though she
            wouldn't  mind  light  sports  like golf. The Taurus girl is a bit
            obstinate  at  times  and  holds  fixed opinions, but on the other
            hand,  when  she  sets  goals  for  herself,  she  follows them up
            thoroughly and unwaveringly. She is rarely hindered b! y obstacles
            that others find daunting. Look out for her, she will go places.
            Taurus Boy
            The  Taurus  lad  is big, powerfully built and obstinate. While he
            may  be  extremely  stubborn and want to have his way, it would do
            well  to  remember that 'his' way is probability the best 'way' of
            all!  He  can  be  very  opinionated, but he can also be extremely
            patient,  tolerant  and  dependable.  He  pursues  his  goals with
            perseverance and determination, and it shows up in his schoolwork.
            He  does  well  at school, paving the way to a good career. He can
            often be self-indulgent, spending money on the good life. He works
            hard  so  that  he can pay for his own indulgences. The Taurus lad
            knows  the  value  of  networking  and always mixes with the right
            crowd.  He  is  a plodder, and rarely gives in to frustrations. He
            enjoys outdoor activities like hiking and gardening; anything that
            gets  him  close  to  the earth. The Taurus boy is a neat, orderly
            person. All in all, he is the perfect son to have.




            Gemini Girl
            The  Gemini  girl  is  quick  on the uptake, brilliant in patches.
            Represented   by  the  Twins,  she  is  apt  to  run  in  opposite
            directions.   Her  heart  may  want  peace,  but  her  mind  needs
            stimulation.  Smart  and  witty,  she has loads of friends and the
            phone will never stop ringing. Her communication skills are highly
            developed  and  her  letters  are usually masterpieces. The Gemini
            lass  needs  a  host of hobbies to keep her occupied, which is why
            she   is   constantly  engaged  in  everything  from  aerobics  to
            philosophy.  Though  she  loves  to  talk  and gossip, she usually
            excels at studies. And she does that without trying hard too hard.
            She  enjoys  sports  like  swimming.  She  may also be involved in
            athletics, burning off the excess energy.
            Gemini Boy
            He is a smart and likeable young man, who charms everyone with his
            ready  wit  and  humour. Though he is not a born leader, he always
            participates  in  group  activity -- he loves people. He generally
            lacks  in  consistency  and  flits  from  one thing to the next. A
            variety  of things capture his imagination, be it chess, trivia or
            computer  games.  The  chief dangers are a lack of patience and an
            unwillingness  to persist until a thing is thoroughly mastered. He
            sometimes  glib-talks,  simply  skimming  over a subject without a
            thorough understanding. He is a born charmer and can leave a group
            enthralled  with his talk. He may find his calling as a politician
            or  a  public  servant.  However, he may change his mind a hundred
            times about his future career.






            Cancer Girl
            More   emotional  than  the  average  girl,  she  appreciates  the
            nurturing  aspects  of home and hearth. She is dependable and does
            not  view  her  duty  as  a  chore,  but really a pleasure. A true
            nurturer,  she  is  a comfort-giver to all around. The Cancer girl
            goes  through  life  with  a  shell  around her that is not easily
            cracked.  If  fact, she can stay in that shell until she's sure it
            is safe to step outside. Most Cancerians are apt to be crabby from
            time  to  time,  and the Cancer girl is no exception. However, for
            most  part,  she has a cheerful disposition. She takes her studies
            seriously  and  can  retain  information  well, thanks to her good
            memory,  which  also makes her good at taking exams. She will sail
            through  her exams with flying colours. She is apt to view college
            merely as a means to a great career rather an end in itself.
            Cancer Boy
            The  Cancer lad is very emotional and apt to mood swings. He often
            takes  offence  when none is intended. He is family oriented and a
            deeply caring person. You can count on him to help out with family
            chores.  He  is  bound  to be involved in sports, preferably those
            requiring  a team effort as he is drawn towards the camaraderie of
            a  team.  His  hobbies usually involve collecting things. He never
            throws  away  anything.  He  is  a  natty  dresser,  though  he is
            certainly  not  narcisstic  .  He tends to be a bit of a miser and
            rarely spends money on himself. Since Cancer rules the stomach, he
            usually  has a healthy appetite, so make sure the fridge is always
            stocked.  He  usually  makes a good leader and his friends look to
            him  for  help  and  guidance. He is likely to gravitate towards a
            small   college   or  university  where  he  can  build  a  family
            environment away from home.




            Leo Girl
            Leo  girls  are at the centre of attraction all the time. And that
            is the way they like it. The Leo girl always manages to look good.
            She  has  a fine sense of style, and is always dressed for effect.
            Her  natural flamboyance and verve make her ideally suited for the
            show  business. With her creativity and drive, she could very well
            become a film star. Her hobbies include acting and others artistic
            pursuits,  activities  like  tennis,  riding and sailing. She is a
            sociable  person  and can always be found in groups. She is a born
            leader;  she  dreams  big  and  aims high. She may be a handful at
            times, but this young lady is definitely going places.
            Leo Boy
            The  Leo  lad  cannot be held back in narrow confines. He is a big
            player  for  sure.  The  Leo  boy  is a born charmer. He is a born
            leader  and  is  usually  the leader of his group. He sets his own
            rules and plays by them until he's bored, after which he will pick
            a  new  sport.  He  usually  excels  at  school  because he cannot
            comtemplate  being anywhere but the top. He likes to think big and
            will  aim  for  the  best  universities. He could grow up to be an
            actor,   or  an  important  politician.  Driven  by  ambition  and
            vitality,  he  wants  it  all.  His  flamboyance  and love for the
            spotlight makes him take quite naturally to fame.



            Virgo Girl
            The  Virgo  girl  is  a  shy  and reserved young lady, disposed to
            spending  much  of  her  time  fretting  over  things.  She  is  a
            perfectionist  who is never satisfied. The ever-organised Virgo is
            forever  planning  and making lists. She chooses her friends, both
            boys  and  girls with care. She prefers the company of like-minded
            individuals,  perhaps those who are as health conscious as her. As
            Virgo  rules  the  nervous  system,  this  young  girl is prone to
            nervousness  and  anxiety.  She  is  consumed by her obsession for
            detail.  Studious  and  hardworking,  she always gets good grades,
            which gives her immense satisfaction. She is not out there to seek
            glory  and fame, but merely the satisfaction that comes from a job
            well  done.  Relationship with her siblings may not be good as she
            is  prone  to  criticise  them  constantly.  Academically,  she is
            inclined  towards research activities. She is ideally suited to be
            a doctor, nurse, programmer or editor.
            Virgo Boy
            He  is  always very particular about his appearance and is a fussy
            dresser.  He  is not a big spender, and is careful with his money.
            He  takes  a  logical  approach  to  every  aspect of his life. He
            expresses himself in a straightforward manner. He often lacks tact
            and  his  criticism  is  not always endearing. With his analytical
            mind,  he  is  often engaged in activities like chess and advanced
            mathematics  that  stimulate his mind. This leaves him little time
            to  participate in physical activities and sports. He is usually a
            top  performer  in  school  and  has  all  the  ingredients  for a
            successful  career,  possibly  as  a  businessman  or a doctor. He
            should  watch  out  for  anxiety  or  depression, which are common
            amongst Virgo boys.






            Libra Girl
            She  is  a  beautiful  young  lady  who  is  always  surrounded by
            admirers.  She  is a born charmer who loves to have people around.
            As  Libra is ruled by Venus, the planet of Love and Beauty, she is
            always  well  dressed  and  possesses  a fine sense of style. Many
            Libra  lasses  wind up in the beauty and fashion industry for this
            reason.  Librans can't stand being alone and constantly socialise,
            and  in  all  probability,  are in relationships. And being a born
            charmer,  she  will  be  able to keep the group enthralled. She is
            sometimes   dismissed   as  superficial  and  insincere,  but  her
            intentions  are  always  genuine.  Since Libra is an air sign, she
            should do well in academics. She is drawn to beauty and aesthetics
            in her career.
            Libra Boy
            The  Libra  lad  is  always conscious of his appearance. He always
            moves  in  the  right circles, as he wants to be seen in the right
            company. He is a smooth talker and a born charmer. As Librans make
            good  diplomats,  he  brings  harmony  to his group and manages to
            accommodate  divergent  viewpoints.  At times, he may appear a bit
            superficial  and  lacking  in passion and deep-rooted beliefs. The
            main  interests of his life are dressing well and spending time in
            the  company  of  friends. He has a fine sense of style and enjoys
            spending  on luxury. He has a high I.Q. and should he put his mind
            to  it,  there is very little that he can't achieve. He will go to
            the best Universities, mostly because it will enhance his image.







            Scorpio Girl
            A  Scorpio  girl  is secretive, mysterious and enigmatic. She is a
            very  focussed person, and once she makes up her mind, there is no
            stopping  her.  She  is  very  passionate,  and occasionally quite
            manipulative.  As she is given to frequent mood swings, she can be
            a  handful  at times. She is a very sensitive person who relies on
            her  intuition to explore the world around her. She enjoys sports,
            which  satisfies her competitive urge. Stubborn and strong-willed,
            she   doesn't   believe  in  half-measures.  She  is  erratic  and
            unpredictable,  yet on some days she can be amiable company and on
            others  she jealously guards her privacy. This also applies to her
            appearance,  as  at  times she won't step out of the house without
            being  well  dressed  and at other times, she won't bother to comb
            her  hair.  School life is unpredictable, and even if she is not a
            model  student,  she  can  achieve  her goals by the dint of sheer
            determination and perseverance.
            Scorpio Boy
            He  is a mysterious and secretive person who never reveals what he
            is  thinking. He possesses an almost mystical and magnetic quality
            but  can  also  be  quite ruthless and dangerous. He usually has a
            penetrative  insight  and  needs  to  know  people to the core. He
            enjoys  sports,  but mostly for the competition it offers. Being a
            water  sign,  he  is unpredictable and occasionally undergoes mood
            swings.  He  is  a  very  passionate and intense person who cannot
            tolerate  things not going his way. He enjoys challenging hobbies.
            He  usually  has  his own agenda and expectations from life and he
            goes  about  fulfilling  them  with a single-minded passion. He is
            confident  and  resourceful, with people flocking to him, but mind
            you, the sting of a Scorpio can be really dangerous.







            Sagittarius Girl
            This  is  a  young  woman you can always count on, and most of the
            times,  she  is  fun  to be with. The Sagittarius girl never lacks
            company;  she  is  bubbling  with  energy and ready to explore any
            thing.  She  certainly has the gift of the gab but her tendency to
            blurt  out  whatever's  on her mind can land her in a mess. People
            around  won't  understand  that she is simply being honest. If she
            finds  something interesting she will simply go for it. She is not
            the  kind  to  spend long hours in front of the mirror and happily
            shares  her  wardrobe with other girls. The young Sagittarius will
            excel  at  school  and  is likely to travel to another country for
            higher studies.
            Sagittarius Boy
            A  Sagittarian young man is steeped in the spirit of adventure and
            loves  to  roam  the world more than anything else. He dreams on a
            grand  scale. And what is interesting -- this has a good chance of
            coming  true!  He  has  a fiercely independent spirit and finds it
            really  hard  to  commit himself to anything. The best thing about
            him  is  that he is open to all kinds of ideas and this wins him a
            lot  of  friends,  and  lovers  as  well.  Another  reason for his
            popularity  is  his  carefree, fun loving nature, and the enormous
            generosity  that he bestows on his friends. He has a lot of energy
            bottled  up  and  sports  provide just one outlet. The Sagittarian
            will spend his life chasing wild dreams.







            Capricorn Girl
            This  young  lady  is  both studious and diligent; she doesn't see
            much  beyond  work.  She  will figure at the top of her class, and
            that's just the first step for someone as ambitious as her. She is
            generally  friendly, a trait which helps her to achieve her goals,
            but  she'll  need  a  lot  of external support to prevent her from
            taking  life  too seriously. Conservative by nature, the Capricorn
            lass  is  realistic.  Her cautious approach to life does not allow
            her  to be a daredevil. Her exceptional organisational skills help
            her to tide over most crises and attain her goals.
            Capricorn Boy
            The  Capricorn  lad  will rarely find any leisure since he will be
            busy  chalking out future plans. Serious by nature, he has no time
            for  flippant  socialising  and  has  his  mind  on more important
            matters. Of course he doesn't want to be rude, but his passion for
            getting things done often makes him a little bossy. In his leisure
            time the Capricorn boy loves to indulge in competition, especially
            in sports, and he finds it very difficult to cope with defeat. For
            that   he   needs  the  support  of  his  compatriots.  One-to-one
            competition also appeals to him. Practical and reliable, he can be
            trusted  with  any  new  responsibility.  At the end of the day, a
            Capricorn boy likes to be surrounded by the spoils of his success.
            He has been striving for it all through the day. Someday his toils
            will pay off and he will rule the world.







            Aquarius Girl
            If  the idea is radical, it must be an Aquarian idea. She seems to
            be  game  for anything; the rebel in her makes her unique. She has
            the  guts  to  take on society; on her own terms. She doesn't care
            for  much small talk; the Aquarian will have lots of acquaintances
            but  hardly  any  good friends. She's good with style and fashion;
            trust  her  to  spring an original on you. For an evening out, she
            will  never opt for a sentimental movie; she is likely to enjoy an
            experimental  theatre  performance  in  the  dark!  Even  when she
            studies,  she  builds  an unconvential environment around herself.
            The  Aquarian  girl is not for everyone, but then she doesn't want
            to be either!
            Aquarius Boy
            The  Aquarius  boy  generally  keeps  to  himself. He has a lot of
            creativity  within him and needs space to do his 'work'. He is not
            into  sentimentalising  and  don't  be  surprised  if  he  doesn't
            remember birthdays. A display of affection is not for him. But you
            can  expect  the unexpected. The Aquarius lad loves the company of
            someone  who can keep up with him. He loves sophisticated gadgets,
            and  don't  be  surprised  if this techno youth ends up creating a
            software  that leads to big success. Knowing an Aquarian will be a
            unique experience full of little adventures.







            Pisces Girl
            The  best  shoulder  to  cry on -- that's the Pisces girl for you.
            Compassion  and  sympathy are the hallmarks of this girl and don't
            be  surprised  if she ends up in the profession of social welfare.
            Since much of her time will be taken up relieving others' worries,
            she will hardly find time to pamper her personal self. Comfortable
            in second-hand clothes, she'll be happy in whatever makes her feel
            comfortable.  The  Pisces  lass has a dreamy disposition and loses
            track  when  she wanders. She is invariably late for appointments.
            The  best  institution suited for her will be, preferably, a small
            liberal  arts  college. Always willing to help a friend, the inner
            beauty  of  a  Pisces  lady  lies  in her creativity and powers of
            empathy.
            Pisces Boy
            Kind  and  compassionate,  a Piscean lad generally goes out of his
            way  to  help others. He never intentionally hurt others and seeks
            to avoid confrontation at all costs. He spends much of his time in
            the  cocoon  of  his  private  dream world. He is absent minded at
            times.  He  sees  the  world through rose tinted glasses, he walks
            around  with  his  head in the clouds. He is generally a loner and
            often  has  to be drawn into the company of friends. By and large,
            he  is  very  selective  about  his  friends.  He  often  lacks in
            determination  and  this  may  account  for  his not realising his              potential. He is an impressionable person who could get into wrong
            company that might have potentially disastrous consequences. If he
            can  be  motivated  to  work  hard, there is very little he cannot
            achieve.




HOW TO PROPOSE A PHYSICIAN GIRL ......

Dear -ve charge,
It was a fine morning that I saw you in Physics Lab and a Torque began acting on me, which made me to rotate about your axis. A force of gravity began attracting me towards you. Every time, day and night, you are oscillating in my mind. But, your strong Electrostatics brother began repelling me.

Since the Units and Dimensions were not correct, I avoided talking face to face. One day, I saw him outside my house and an electric shock was produced in me. So, I went in an Inertial frame and tried to integrate your phone number.

But, every time I failed to apply the Limits. You are the light of my life. By Doppler's effect, I feel that you are very close to my heart. Today morning, a Pseudo force was acting on me which compelled me to write the letter. A wave is traveling from you to me. I request you to meet me at Adiabetic Park. Please don't differentiate me. I am in Tension.

Yours Attractively,
+ve charge

Enjoy!!! Sardar is back again ha ha

>Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.

>Friend: Why?
>Sardar: Got upper berth.
>Friend: Why didn't u exchange?
>Sardar: Oye! There was nobody to exchnge in the lower berth.



>A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.

>After seeing the Form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
>You know why?
>Form said:
>"Fill Up In Capital.".


>Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.

>Why?
>Because his doctor advised him:
>"Today's dinner should be light !"




>One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

>You know why?
>Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.



>Santa! Your daughter has died!

>Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
>At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
>At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!
>At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!



>On a romantic date sardars girl friend asks him:

>"Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?"
>He said:
>"Sure ! What's your phone number?"



>Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.

>What will come first, chicken or egg?
>O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.



>A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

>All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
>He wrote:
>"Due To Rain, No Match!"



>What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?

>He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.



>Why can't sardars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?

>They cannot find the eleven on the phone.



>Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.

>Sardar: Drink quickly.
>Wife: Why?
>Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10




>Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?

>Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!



>Sardar news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab. Local

>sardars have so far found 500 >bodies and are still digging for more.



>Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

>Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.
>Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friends last words.
>It is "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"



>Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.

>Wife: What you are doing?
>Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.