Some more Sardars...

Interviewer: 

what is your birth date? 

Sardar: 13th October 

Which year? 

Sardar: Oye bewakoof _ _ _ EVERY YEAR 

Manager asked sardar at an interview. 

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? 

Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. 

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, 

Do I look like a foreigner? 

Wife: No! Why? 

Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? 

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar: 

Any great man born in this village??? 

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! 

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi 

So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi. 

When sardar was traveling 

with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, 

"You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive. 

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? 

Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! 

Sardar: My mobile bill how much? 

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status 

Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. 

  

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.. 

Friend: How do u know? 

Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new 

  

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! 

Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! 

  

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? 

Sardar: ZEBRA 

Teacher: How? 

Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White 

  

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. 

Manager: Do U know MS Office? 

Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir. 

  

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay ... While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay " 

Air hostess said: "B silent." 

Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay" 

  

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?" 

Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!! 

  

Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my 

mobile? 

Teacher: Me? No, why? 

Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call". (Had never thought of it) 

  

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? 

Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE 

  

A perfect Caring Wife...

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his
checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease,
combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your
husband will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be
pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a
nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an
especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with
chores, as this could further his stress.

Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress
worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie
and giving him plenty of backrubs. Encourage him to watch some type of
team sporting event on television. And most importantly, make love
with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If
you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband
will regain his health.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.