How ppl give explanations...

How people give explanations! !!!!!!!

Suddenly one of the employees in an organization took
10 days Leave Without any notice.

When he returned his PL asked for explanation.
The employee said "Sir, my mom died unexpectedly" .

The PL let it go at That.
After 3 months the same pattern repeated,
and this time the said his Father died.
Then the PL got changed.

After 3 months the same pattern Repeated.
And the employee gave the explanation that his mom died.
After 3 months same thing again...
And this time his father died.

This Happened repeatedly for 2 years.
At the end, one PL checked his past
Records and told him, "I have caught you red handed,
How come in the Past 2 years,
your mom has died 5 times,
and your dad has died five Times?"

NOW GUESS THE ANSWER...

To which the guy said,
"Sir, my mom died and my father remarried.
Then my father died and my new mom remarried.
Then my mom died and the new Father remarried.
This has been going on and on and on and..."

ha ha ha .....

Good Jokes......

Girl to another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se mar raha tha.
2nd Girl: Tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roj ABBORTION karana
padta...

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• If your boss says: Nothing is impossible, ask him to wear a condom after
sex.

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• Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra...
When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra.....

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• Teacher: Jimmedari kya hoti hai ?
Student: Madam agar apke blouse k 4 batton me se 3 tut jaye to 4th pe jo
aati hai, usko jimmedari kehte hai.

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• Luv is not measured by Hugging, Kissing & sex. It's all about Trusting
Respecting & Accepting a person with open legs, closed eyes & wet lips
saying Push it more.

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• Lady: What is a good time for Sex?
Doctor: In the afternon between 2 to 4.
Lady: Why ?
Dr: The compounder will not be here...

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• Mother found a condom in daughter's cupboard. She went straight to her n
asked: What is this?
Girl: To aap kya chahti hain, main is umar mein Maa ban jaaun?!

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• Playboy has started a special edition for Married men. The same woman is
featured every month.

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• Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So let's begin.
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• Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREAST?
Girl: Enough to help a Man's boneless thing stand up.

Jokes

Teacher: Why are you late?
Little Johny: Because of the sign.
Teacher: Which sign?
Little Johny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


Teacher: Johny, why are you doing your Math sums on the floor?
Little Johny: You told me to do it without using tables!


Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Little Johny: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Little Johny: May be it is wrong, but you asked me how do I spell it!


Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Little Johny: HIJKLMNO
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Little Johny: Yesterday, you said it is H to O!


Teacher: George, find North America on the map.
George: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
Little Johny: George!


Teacher: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't had ten years ago.
Little Johny: Me!


Teacher: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
Little Johny: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


Little Johny: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Little Johny: Your name on this report card.


Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Little Johny: Don't bite any.


Teacher: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Little Johny: I is...
Teacher: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."
Little Johny: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.


Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Little Johny: Brotherly love.


Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly, do you pray before eating?
Little Johny: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.


Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his composition?
Little Johny: No Teacher, it is the same dog!


Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Little Johny: A Teacher.

Little Johnny's unusual Event

The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up and read his essay.

It began, Daddy fell into the well last week

Teachet and student

My goodness! the teacher exclaimed. Is he all right?

He must be, said the boy. He stopped yelling for help from yesterday.