Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Dimag ka shottttttttttt

Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai. Ben

log

maane.........judwaa.




Lekin dono main fark bole to solid. Julie

ekdum

Smart,


bole to jhakaas rapchik piece aur Sulie bole
to
ekdum halki re.



To kya hota hai maloom Sulie thee bachpan
se,
woh kya bolte hain
usko..Stubborn ..bole to ekdam yedi,
jiddi....
rehti hai.


To julie jo bhi maangti hai na...Sulie ko woh
maangta-ich hai.




Julie ko gudiya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta tha...



Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta hai.....



Aisa karte karte bees saal guzar gaya.


To na, Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati ladka
ke saath




hota hai. Aur Sulie ek fatichar funtoosh se shaadi banatha hai.






Shaadi ke baad Julie Fridge leti hai baap.




Sulie bhi pati se fridge maangtihai.



Pati salla bechara garibmanus.
Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waaste woh Fridge
khareed leta hai.




Abhi Julie agle mahine Air Conditioner khareed
dalti hai.


Sulie bhi jidd karti hai baap.
Kya Bolti Malum: AC nahin liya to khud ko tapka daloongi.



Pati bechara aur paise markeet se udhaar leta hai aur
AC khareed leta hai......! ..



Ab Julie car khareedti hai.



Suliebhi jidd karti hai.
Pati ka dimaag satak-ta hai lekin phir bhi saala karega kya,



baap ka zameen bech dalta hai aur gaadi khareedta hai.



Thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke bus
khareedti hai. Sulie bhi jidd karti hai.... Abhi pati solid bhadakta hai baap.



Bolta hai "Ae item, ab dhimaag ka dahi mat bana..bahut ho gaya tera
natak. Abhi apun tera ek nahin sunega. Apun jaa rahela hai kya, yeda
samjha hai kya, To Sulie ko shorke woh chala jaata hai.



Sulie lekin apni gaadi bechkar aur paisa market
se uthakar bus khareed


leti hai......



To Julie aur Sulie apne apne bus main Ek din picnic ko jaata hai.



Bus ko park karke ! woh log ghoomne phirne ko jaata hai.



Wapas aake dekhta hai to saala dono bus main steering wheel gaayab,seat
gaayab, gear gaayab...sab kuch ghayab!!





Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch to bolti hai...........

Abhi Ekdum simple koschan: Sulie Julie ko


kya bolti hai??





* * Ye tu bhol-na * * * * *



* * * Abe soch...... * * *





* * * dhimag kaam nahi kar rehla hai kya? * * *






* * * Haar maan gaya kya??? * * *








* * * Accha chal bolich dalt hoon: * * *









" NA KUCH TERE BUS MEIN JULIE........ NA KUCH
MERE BUS MEIN..."





ae bhidu log, apun ko gaali nahi dene ka kya ?




aur apun ke upar gussa nai karne ka?
Apun ko bhi kisi ne subeh subeh yeh bhej kar apna bheja kharab kiya hai. Tere ko lage to tu bhi kisi ka
bheja kharab kar. par apun ka
nahi............samja kya.........!!!

 

Friday, July 10, 2009

Story.............ek lady aur tota(parrot).....


Ek din ek lady shop se parrot kharidne gyi....



Usne dukandar se kaha Wasim bhai ek tota chahaiye....



Dukandar ne usse ek tota dikaya.................



Lady ne pucha is tote ki khas bat kya hai Wasim bhai...







Dukandar bola ye tota bolta hai………………………



Lady ne kaha acha………………….



Usne tote se pucha main tumhe kaisi lagti huin?



"Bahen ki laudi randi lagti hai" tote ne kaha.






Lady ne kaha wasim bhai ye to bhut badtamij tota hai gali deta hai.



Vasim bhi use ander le gya aur pani me dubaya aur pucha...



Gali dega...



Tota.
Hain dunga



Vasim
..phir dubaya aur pucha .gali dega"



Tota
... hain dunga....



Vasim
ne phir pani me dubaya aur kaha .gali dega..



Is bar tota maan gya aur kaha nahi dunga bhai nahi dunga,,,,,







Vo use bahar le gya aur lady se kaha ye ab gali nahi dega…………



Tab lady ne usse pucha ...



Agar mere ghar pr mere sath ek aadmi aye  to tum kya sochoge.



Tote ne kaha..ki tumhara pati hoga..



Lady..agr do aadmi aye to kya.



Tota.tumhara pati aur devar,



Lady.agr tin aadmi ..



Tota.tumhara pati ,devar,aur bhayiya.



Lady ...agr char aadmi aye to...



Tota.....












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Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ki




"Behen ki laudi Randi hai".