27th Alphabet

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Catch a Loin...

How to Catch a LION

Newton 's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.

Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.

Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion.

Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

Manirathnam Method (director ):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark
room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears.
The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

ISHQ.........

Aashiqon Ko Ishq Mein PERFECT Hona Chahiye,
Ishq Bhi Eik Laazmi SUBJECT Hona Chahiye.

Larka Jo Ishq Mein Nakaam Ho Agar,
Usey To Class Se REJECT Hona Chahiye.

Aur Jise Ishq Karna Hee Naa Aaye,
Usey Phir Ishq Ka Teeka INJECT Hona Chahiye.

Larkiyon Ko Hum Per Reham Karna Chahiye,
Unhein Bhi Hamari Taraf ATTRACT Hona Chahiye.

Aashiqon Ke Bhi Kuch Asool Hain Janaab,
Jinhein Laagooo Karne Ko Ik ACT Hona Chahiye.

Aashiqon Ko Ishq Mein PERFECT Hona Chahiye,
Aisa Ishq Karen Ke Larki Per EFFECT Hona Chahiye.

Aashiqon Ko Ishq Mein PERFECT Hona Chahiye,
Ishq Bhi Eik Laazmi SUBJECT Hona Chahiye


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Keep Smiling...
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Marketing...

Father : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father : "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!

Fishy ;-)

Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a girl
roommate Sunita.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how
pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than
met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar.

You don't suppose she took it, do you? "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email
her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my
house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar. But the
fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.
Love, Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother - which read
:

Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that
you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was
sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now.
Love, Mom.

upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the performance of flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Desperate

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Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.WAV files.

DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new application quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

Funny SMS

Definition of "wife": Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles
which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single... :-)


Wat a married man says after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding,
she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.

dean - anybody caught going 2 ladies hostel will be fined rs.400 1st time,
700 2nd time & 1000 3rd time. student - how much 4 a season pass?

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola...
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!


1 - message - received - 1 - cute - person - sent - it - 1 - monkey - is - reading - it -
1 - monkey - is - angry - 1 - monkey - is - still - reading -
1 - monkey - wil 4ward - dis - msg - to - anodr - monkey !


Unlike others your brain is a master piece, It is divided in 2 parts - left & right. In
left nothing is right, in right nothing is left.


why do monkeys love banana.... -
oops i am so sorry ........ - thats your personal matter!


I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u".
Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !


I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.
That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !

VERY ... Cute, Gorgeous, Genius, Good-looking, Intelligent, One in Trillions..
I think its enough abt ME, wht abut U....


The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

to live a life v need brains,reflexes,luck,iq,knowledge,expression,perce ption,
n mental qualification.....hats off to u,for managing without them!!!


Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !


Dhirubhai from heaven : "Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna reliance".
Mukesh: "Hello kon bol raha hai? thik se sunai nahi deta. call me on my HUTCH mobile!"


Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....


Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.


What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies & division of friends


doc chopra Psychotherapist wanted the name board to be painted infront of his clinic ,
but our sardar painted " Dr chopra Psycho the rapist ".


When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

Aisi dosti hamari ki tu har rah,har dagar,har safar mein mile.
Mar bhi jaun agar,tab bhi dosti ki khatir,tu bagal wali kabar mein mile

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