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Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi,mera matlab hai kya banoge? Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!! Teacher: oh,i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge? Student: dulhan Teacher: IDIOTmera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge? Student- bahu launga Teacher: stupid tumare papa tumse kya chahte hai? Student: pota Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai? Student: hum do humare do, jab tak teasra nahi ho...!!!!!!......