Good Jokes......

Girl to another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se mar raha tha.
2nd Girl: Tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roj ABBORTION karana
padta...

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• If your boss says: Nothing is impossible, ask him to wear a condom after
sex.

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• Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra...
When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra.....

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• Teacher: Jimmedari kya hoti hai ?
Student: Madam agar apke blouse k 4 batton me se 3 tut jaye to 4th pe jo
aati hai, usko jimmedari kehte hai.

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• Luv is not measured by Hugging, Kissing & sex. It's all about Trusting
Respecting & Accepting a person with open legs, closed eyes & wet lips
saying Push it more.

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• Lady: What is a good time for Sex?
Doctor: In the afternon between 2 to 4.
Lady: Why ?
Dr: The compounder will not be here...

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• Mother found a condom in daughter's cupboard. She went straight to her n
asked: What is this?
Girl: To aap kya chahti hain, main is umar mein Maa ban jaaun?!

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• Playboy has started a special edition for Married men. The same woman is
featured every month.

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• Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So let's begin.
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• Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREAST?
Girl: Enough to help a Man's boneless thing stand up.