Sardar Time

Doctor to sardar patient    : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Sardar  : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?
Sardar :  Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are Sardar ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Sardar : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le lit hi.
Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?
Sardar :  Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.
Doctor :  Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?
Sardar :  Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor( in frustration) :  Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?
Sardar :  Nai doctor saheb.
Doctor : Kyon?
Sardar :  Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor :  Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai.
Sardar :  Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.
Doctor : Tera ilaz main nai kar sakta.!
Sardar : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga