Math Class

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math
problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question..
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on
a fence and you shot one with
your gun, how many would be left ?"
"None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest
would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher.
"But I like the way you are thinking."
Little Johnny said, "I have a question for
you now. If there were three
women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one
licking her cone, the second
biting her cone, and the third one sucking
her cone, which one is married?
Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess
the one sucking the cone?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the
wedding ring on her finger.
But I like the way you are thinking..