Good Jokes!!!!!!!!

A Boy got a job in a Girls Hostel .


After a month ,

Warden asked: why didn't u came to take ur Salary ?
Boy said: Kya ???

Salary bhi milegi!
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Hugli Hugli Dugli DUgli Bugli Bugli

Ugly Ugly Bussssssss

Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya.....

Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA....??
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Shrabi phoned wife:Main ghar ni aa sakda!

car da stering,gear, deshbord chori ho gya

Aftr smtime he phoned again Main aa riha ha,pehla pichli seat te beh gya c!
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho...

Itna katil kaise sharma lete ho.. bachpan se hi kamine ho ya surat aise bana lete ho....
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Ek bacche ki pehli class thi
ghar aakar uski mummi ne poocha- kya seekha school me???
.Baccha bola kuch nahi mummi unhone kal phir bulaya hai. ------(veeraat qwe)
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Ek sharabi ne bahut sharab pili thi aur bar me lait gaya tha.
Waiter ko dya aa gayi wo bola saheb kursi par baith jaayiye
sharabi bola nahi mei khara hi theek hoon. ------(veeraat qwe)
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