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Call an unknown phone no - Ramesh hai kya?
She will say " No wrong number".

Again call after five min "Ramesh hai kya"
She will be reasonably annoyed "no this is wrong number".

Again call "Ramesh aa gaya kya"?
She will say "apka dimag kharab hai kya? kyon piche pade ho?

Again call after five min " Ramesh ko phone dena.
She will cry with all galis.
You just drop the phone.

Call after another five min "Main Ramesh bol raha hun, Mera koi phone to nahi aya na?
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Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."
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A kid was playing with his newly bought play train. After every turn was completed the kid stopped the train and shouted, "Station aa gaya hai! Jis ULLU KE PATHEY ko utarna hai utar jaey!"
Then he let the train go on the round and stopped it again at the same place. He shouted, "Station aa gaya hai! Jis ULLU KE PATHEY ko utarna hai utar jaey!"
And so it went for sometime. Everytime the train stopped the kid would scream the same sentence. His Dad, sitting near him, got a little worried about the kid using bad language. He took the train away from him and scolded the child, "Don't talk like that!"
The kid sat silently for sometime and Dad couldn't bear to see the sad innocent face. He returned the train back to him saying, "Now son, don't talk like that again."
The kid started playing. The train took the same turn and stopped and the kid shouted, "Station aa gaya hai! Jis ULLU KE PATHE ko utarna hai utar jaey! Pehley hee ek ULLU KE PATHEY ke waja se train aadha ghanta late ho gaee hai!"