Santa -- Banta

    Just For   Smiles...!!  
Santa :   I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta :  Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!  

     

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghu Ayaa..
Daku  : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!

     

     

Banta :  Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi.
Santa :  Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya..?  
     

Santa meets his friend Bunta
Santa :    A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!
Bunta :    Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Santa :   Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
       

Santa :   Drinking-n-Driving Dono Nalo Naal Nai Ho Sakde.
Banta :   Kyoo Ji ?
Santa :    Je SpeedBbreaker Aa Gaya Taa Peg Dul Jau.

     

Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
Santa     :   Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.  
Jasmeet :   Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa     :   Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke...  
Jasmeet :    Phone Mere Liye Tha!

     

Santa  : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein Theek Ho Gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.

     
 

     

Santa :   Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si.
Banta :    Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa.

     

Banta :  Wo Ladki Deaf Lagti Hai. Main Kuch Kehta Hoon, Woh Kuch Aur Hi Bolti Hai.
Santa :  Kaise?
Banta :   Maine Kaha I Luv U, To Woh Boli 'Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal kharide hain'

     

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