# Father- A banker provided by nature.
# Boss- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
# Rumour- News that travels at the speed of sound.
#Dictionary- The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
#Office- A place where you can relax after strenuous home life.
#Etc. - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
# Marriage- It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's.
# Worry- Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
# Atom bomb- An invention to end all inventions.
# Optimist- A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
# Pessimist- A person who says that O is the last letter of ZERO instead of the first letter of OPPURTUNITY.
# Miser- A person who lives in poor so that he can die rich.
# Politician- One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence later.
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