Jokes

Hathi Weds Macharni!
Ek baar ek Hathi (male) aur ek Machhar (female) mein pyaar ho jata hai.

Dono ka affair bahut dino tak chalta hai. Sab log bate karne lagte hain.
Akhir sharmakar, machhar hathi se bolti hain "Abhi apun dono ko shaadi kar leni chahiye
...duniya wale bahut bate karne lage hain...mera jeena mushkil ho gaya hain."
Abhi dono ko bhagkar shaadi karni hai...isliye dono Marriage Registrar ke yahan application

dete hain aur ek mahine baad registered marriage karte hain...Abhi dono honeymoon ka plan

karte hain...
Dono Kerala jate hai (with Kesari Tours)...Honeymoon hone ke baad jab durse din subah hathi

ki aakh khulti hain to dektha hain ki bechari machhar mar gayi hain...
yes...she is dead...;-)
Now the question for you is "Kyon?"
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Guess...
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.Stress your brain, you naughty...
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Because, hathi raat ko "Good KNight" laga ke sota hain.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha... What else were you thinking?
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Driving Styles!
One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window. - Sydney
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn - Japan
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator... - Boston
Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror - New York
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in
back seat - Italy
One hand on horn,
one hand greeting,
one ear on cell phone,
one ear listening to loud music,
foot on accelerator,
eyes on female pedestrians,
conversation with someone in next car - Welcome to India!