PJ

Mere dil ko tab bahat jhatka laga jab maine ek ladke(boy) ko mandir(tample) mai CIGRATTE peete dekha..

GHOR KALYUG

You can't believe, mere hath se WHISKY ki bottel gir gayi..


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ADMI NAAI SE: MERI TERE NAAM WALI CUTTING KAR DO.
NAAI USKI TAKLA KAR DETA HAI
ADMI GHUSSAY SE: YE KYA KIYA HAI ???
NAAI: MAIN KYA KAROON MAIN NE DEKHI HI END SE HAI.

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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"
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police ki naukari k liye interview liya jaa raha tha ...aur apna bihaari lal bhi jaa pahunche....
officer ne bihaari se poocha...."agar bina laathi ya goli chalaaye bheed ko thithar bhithar karne ko kahaa jaaye tho tum kya karoge"
bihaari lal phat se jawaab diya..."jee mai jholi failaa kar chanda maangne lagoonga..."
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Raat ka time jab Munna aur chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.

Voice: Aray Doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai

Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.

Voice: Doctor Sahab! Ab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.

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One day RAVAN went to disco... aur woh behosh ho gaya, due to shock.....!

why.....??







" Coz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per HEAD...!!!