Little Johnny - Valentine Day Special

Valentine's Day was quickly approaching
and Little Johnny was anxious to receive
and give Valentine cards during his classroom party, mainly because there were two girls,
he was particularly very fond of.

The rest of his class received the usual
"store bought" cheap Valentines that read curtsy "Be Mines" and so..
but he took special care and time in
hand-making two special cards for these two sweethearts in his life.

The first read :-

Roses are Red, Pickles are Green,
I love your legs and wht's in between.
I like your style, I like your class,
But most of all I love your A$$.

And to the other girl he wrote :-

Roses are Stupid,
Violets are Silly!!
Bend over now Babe
'cause here comes my Willlly!!