Sunday, February 03, 2008

THE SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE

 THE SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE

 Once upon a time a married couple celebrated
 their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become
 famous in the city for not having a single
 conflict in their period of 25 years. Local
 newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to
 find out the secret of their well known "happy
 going marriage".

 Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How
 did you make this possible?"

 Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "
 We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after
 marriage. Having selected the horse riding
 finally, we both started the ride on different
 horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on
 which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy
 one.
 On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly,
 making my wife topple over. Recovering her
 position from the ground, she patted the horse's
 back and said "This is your first time". She
 again climbed the horse and continued with the
 ride. After a while, it happened again. This time  she again kept calm
and said "This is your second
 time" and continued. When the horse dropped her
 third time, she silently took out the revolver
 from the purse and shot the horse dead !!

 I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you
 psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you
 crazy?" .
 She gave a silent look and said: "This is your
 first time!!!"."

 Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after. "
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